Guinea pig nicknames

Our humans don't always call us guinea pigs by our given names. More often than not they refer to us by one of several ridiculous nicknames, which vary in expressing affection or consternation. This has led to bewildered vets, mixed up records and in Belka's case, a minor case of identity crisis as she is officially known as Nutmeg.

Each of us has our own embarrassing set of monikers.

Nutmeg:

• Belka (Russian for "squirrel", since she resembled a little brown squirrel in looks and certain mannerisms when adopted as a baby. Since plumping up and becoming more socialized, she has lost some of these squirrel-like attributes.)
• Belkochka (Russian diminutive for "belka")
• Butter pig (because even when within someone's grasp, she manages to slip through their fingers to evade capture. Similar to the term "butterfingers")
• Squirmy bu gger (due to her refusal to stop wriggling and floundering about when picked up, making her difficult to hold)

Truffle:

• Truffle-ruffle (a reference to her crest - unlike an abby, she boasts only one ruffled rosette instead of several)
• Troofle 
• TRUFF! (used whenever Truffle is in a poor mood and has decided to harass/chase other pigs around the cage, usually Peaches)

Peaches:

• Peachy
• Peachy-peach
• PEACH! (frequently used when misbehaving)
• Peachy dog (used when she sits back on her haunches and stands tall on her front paws with eyes wide open while scanning the area, similar to a watchdog on alert. Typically happens after she has been startled)
• Sweet peach (term used in particularly cute moments)

Poof:

• Poofy
• Poofy-poof (general term of endearment, also used when her fur is especially puffed up)
• Poofy-woofy (utilized whenever she is being a silly pig)

Revy:

• Panda (black and white fur, deceivingly cuddly outward appearance)
• Pandachka  (Russian diminutive for "panda")
• Tubbo/Chubbo (a reference to her tubby tummy and chunky build)
• Phantom of the Pigloo (describes the white mask that covers part of her face)
• Sugar pig (has a massive sweet tooth, will sample any new fruits without hesitation)
• Fussbucket (similar to "fussbudget", except with enough piggy attitude to fill an entire bucket)

Abby-Roo:

• Roo (used when humans are too lazy to pronounce her full three syllable name)
• Fluffy-Roo (when said pig seems to be having a bad hair day)
• Tofu (apparently this is less confusing for vets and their receptionists to understand)
• Abby-poo (because she produces tiny baby sized poops)
• Birdie (due to her frequent high pitched squeals, which sound uncannily similar to bird calls. This can be quite misleading when actual birds are chirping outdoors as our slaves end up thinking that she is wheeking for food all the time)

When greeting all of us at once or calling us for dinner we are typically addressed as:

• Peegs
• Peeeeeeeegy peegs!
• Gui gui (pronounced "gwee")
• Fussy butts
• Girls (all of us are sows)

Have any interesting or unusual nicknames for your pigs? Feel free to share them, we'd love to hear how they came about!