A brief but thought provoking poem, brought to you by yours truly - us talented guinea pigs.
I eat, therefore I poop. -Truffle
Belka sleeps, therefore I steal her food. -Peaches
I poop, therefore I eat. -Poof
I wheek, therein I receive (food). -Belka
Humans pet my chin, therefore I nip their fingers. -Revy
Which brings us to the classic question: which came first, the poop or the hay? Did the guinea pig poop because he ate the hay, or did he eat the hay to produce the poop?
Bravo!
ReplyDeleteI stare therefore the humans fear me, Boomzilla
Boomzilla, excellent. Except staring entrances Woody, not scares him.
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