Piggy Songs: All Poof Wants For Christmas Is Food

Welcome to Piggy Songs, Volume V holiday edition, presented by Poof - who has been feeling extra festive and hungry recently. Hence why she is chewing and wearing a piggy sized Santa hat. She has had quite a vociferous appetite lately and headbutts all us other piggies during mealtime altercations over choice greens. Once she even hissed at Peaches!

To answer the question of "what do guinea pigs want for Christmas", Poof lets us know whats on her wish list via this piggy song. You may recognize the human version of this holiday tune.

♫ I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the pellets
That they give me when I wheek
I just want food that's home grown
More than pigs have ever known
Make my wish come true
All Poof wants for Christmas...
Is food!

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for beaux
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Pig
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic fridge doors click
'Cause I just want food here tonight
Vegetables that I can bite
What more can I do
Baby all Poof wants for Christmas is food!
Oooh baby

All the pigs are whining
So loudly everywhere
And the sound of plastic
Crinkling fills the air
And everypig is squeaking
I hear the cavies wheeking
Santa won't you bring me the noms I really need
Won't you please bring my food to me!

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see the veggies
Lying next to my pigloo
Oh I just want food that's home grown
More than pigs have ever known
Make my wish come true
Baby all Poof wants for Christmas
Is fooooood!