A brief but thought provoking poem, brought to you by yours truly - us talented guinea pigs.
I eat, therefore I poop.
-Truffle
Belka sleeps, therefore I steal her food.
-Peaches
I poop, therefore I eat.
-Poof
I wheek, therein I receive (food).
-Belka
Humans pet my chin, therefore I nip their fingers.
-Revy
Which brings us to the classic question: which came first, the poop or the hay? Did the guinea pig poop because he ate the hay, or did he eat the hay to produce the poop?